【英語のスクリプト】 [Scene: The Emergency Room, Ross is absent.] Joey: Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman? Chandler: I think it's great. Y'know, it's sweet, it's romantic... Joey: Really? Chandler: No, you kidding? The …

【英語のスクリプト】 Pizza Guy: So you guys want me to take this back? Monica: Are you nuts?! We've got George Stephanopoulos' pizza! (Rachel pays him, Monica grabs some binoculars, and runs to the window.) Rachel: Uh, Pheebs? Who's George…

【英語のスクリプト】 [Scene: An Emergency Room, Chandler and Joey are leading Ross in.] Chandler: (to the receptionist)'Scuse me. Receptionist: (holds up her hand—she is on the phone) It says to call this number if you're not completely sa…

【英語のスクリプト】 [Scene: Madison Square Garden, the guys are trying to find their seats.] Ross: (squeezing past people) Sorry, sorry... Uh-oh. Chandler: What? There was ice there that night with Carol? Plastic seats? Four thousand angr…

【英語のスクリプト】 [Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Lesile, Kiki, and Joanne are talking.] Rachel: So c'mon, you guys, tell me all the dirt! Kiki: Well, the biggest news is still you dumping Barry at the altar! Joanne: Alright. Let's talk r…

【英語のスクリプト】 Guys: Hockey! (They go to leave but are blocked by three of Rachel's friends, Leslie, Kiki, and Joanne. The guys pause to stare at them.) Hockey! Hockey. (The guys.) Leslie: (looking around) Rachel? Rachel: Oh my God! …

【英語のスクリプト】 (Chandler and Joey enter. Joey is counting his steps.) Joey: ...Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See, I told you! Less than a hundred steps from our place to here. Chandler: You got waaaay too much free time. Joe…

【英語のスクリプト】 [Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there except Joey.] Monica: Alright. Phoebe? Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bi…

【英語のスクリプト】 Monica: Look, I- I could go on pretending- Joey: Okay! Monica: -but that wouldn't be fair to me, it wouldn't be fair to Alan- It wouldn't be fair to you! Ross: Who-who wants fair? Y'know, I just want things back. Y'kno…

【英語のスクリプト】 [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop.] Chandler: Ooh, Lambchop. How old is that sock? If I had a sock on my hand for thirty years it'd be talking too. Ross: Okay. I think it…

【英語のスクリプト】 (Chandler lights a cigarette.) All: Oh, hey, don't do that! Cut it out! Rachel: It's worse than the thumb! Chandler: Hey, this is so unfair! Monica: Oh, why is it unfair? Chandler: So I have a flaw! Big deal! Like Joey…

【英語のスクリプト】 [Scene: A street, Phoebe walks up to a homeless person (Lizzie) she knows.] Phoebe: Hey, Lizzie. Lizzie: Hey, Weird Girl. Phoebe: I brought you alphabet soup. Lizzie: Did you pick out the vowels? Phoebe: Yes. But I lef…

【英語のスクリプト】 [Time lapse, Alan is leaving.] Monica: (to Alan) Thanks. I'll call you tomorrow. (Alan exits, to all) Okay. Okay, let's let the Alan-bashing begin. Who's gonna take the first shot, hmm? (Silence.) Monica: C'mon! Ross: …

【英語のスクリプト】 [Scene: Iridium, Monica and Paula are at work.] Monica: I mean, why should I let them meet him? I mean, I bring a guy home, and within five minutes they're all over him. I mean, they're like- coyotes, picking off the w…

【英語のスクリプト】 [Scene, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe and Rachel is there.] Monica: No, no, no. They say it's the same as the distance from the tip of a guy's thumb to the tip of his index finger. (The guys stretch out their fi…

【英語のスクリプト】 [Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe is there.] Phoebe: (entering) Hi guys! All: Hey, Pheebs! Hi! Ross: Hey. Oh, oh, how'd it go? Phoebe: Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway and said 'We should do this aga…

【英語のスクリプト】 [Scene: Carol's OB/GYN, they're still arguing about what to name the baby.] Susan: Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen? Ross: Helen Geller? I don't think so. Carol: Hello? It's not gonna be Helen Geller. Ross: Thank yo…

【英語のスクリプト】 [Scene: Carol's OB/GYN, they're talking about how this is going to work.] Ross: So, um- so how's this, uh, how's this gonna work? Y'know, with us? Y'know, when, like, important decisions have to be made? Carol: Give me…

【英語のスクリプト】 [Scene: Carol's OB/GYN, Carol is waiting.] Ross: (entering) Sorry I'm late, I was stuck at work. There was this big dinosaur.. thing.. anyway. (Susan enters holding a drink.) Susan: Hi. Carol: Ross, you remember Susan.…

【英語のスクリプト】 [Scene: Central Park, everyone's there.] Joey: Your folks are really that bad, huh? Ross: Well, y'know, these people are pros. They know what they're doing, they take their time, they get the job done. Monica: Boy, I k…

【英語のスクリプト】 [Scene, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Ross are pouring wine for their parents.] Mrs. Geller: Oh, Martha Ludwin's daughter is gonna call you. (Tastes a snack) Mmm! What's that curry taste? Monica: Curry. Mrs. Geller: …

【英語のスクリプト】 Rachel: I know I had it this morning, and I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with... Chandler: ...Dinah? Rachel: (looks at the lasagne and realizes something) Ohhhhh, don't be mad... Monica: You didn't. Rachel: …

【英語のスクリプト】 [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company.] Chandler: Oh, I think this is the episode of Three's Company where there's some kind of misunderstanding. Phoebe:...Then I'…

【英語のスクリプト】 [Scene Central Perk, everyone's there.] Monica: What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it. Joey: Yeah, right!.......Y'serious? Phoebe: Oh, yeah! Rachel: Everything you need to…

【英語のスクリプト】 Ross: Mmm. (They both reach for the last cookie) Oh, no- Rachel: Sorry- Ross: No no no, go- Rachel: No, you have it, really, I don't want it- Ross: Split it? Rachel: Okay. Ross: Okay. (They split it.) You know you prob…

[シーン変わってモニカとレイチェルの部屋。みんなキッチンのテーブルを囲んで座っている。レイチェルのクレジットカードがハサミとともにテーブルに並べられている] 【英語のスクリプト】 Monica: C'mon, you can't live off your parents your whole life.…

シーン変わってコーヒーハウス。レイチェル以外のみんながいる 【英語のスクリプト】 Joey: Of course it was a line! Monica: Why?! Why? Why, why would anybody do something like that? Ross: I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated …

【英語のスクリプト】 Monica: So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling. Rachel: I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth. Monica: I know, he's just so, so... Do you remember …

[シーン変わってモニカの部屋。レイチェルがジョーイとチャンドラーにコーヒーを入れている] 【英語のスクリプト】 Rachel: Isn't this amazing? I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life. Chandler: That is amazing. Joey: Congratulat…

[シーン変わって、ロスの部屋。ロスは行ったり来たりして、ジョーイとチャンドラーは家具の組み立てをしている] 【英語のスクリプト】 Ross: You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody, y'know? I mean what if yo…